He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
