i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I've blown a few things in my day
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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