Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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