I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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