so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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