Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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