So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The ass gains better be worth it
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
