he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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