just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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