i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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