All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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