Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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