are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
