What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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