I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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