you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I currently don't understand fingers.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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