Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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