we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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