Betty ford says i'm here all night
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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