I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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