WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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