And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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