are you so shy because you have an std?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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