ugly people sure do ruin things
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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