so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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