Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Send help, water and tortillas.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I party with great urgency now.
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