do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We talked him into tasing himself.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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