one might say we're banned from that church
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
