Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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