I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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