do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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