I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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