is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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