As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize