honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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