Porn is love you can see.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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