is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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