Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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