i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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