hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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