We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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