I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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