just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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