i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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