I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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