Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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