ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
