Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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