Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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