her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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