yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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