Having a random hookup so left but love u
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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