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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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