Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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