Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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