Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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