The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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